Sunday, November 25, 2012

The Art of Talking Nonsense

I believe in the art of talking nonsense
which is easily done with thoughts mainly absent.
One just needs to blab or gabble or yak
like tomorrow's too late for a quick juicy snack.
The mouth and the tongue are intimate lovers
with more than 50 shades of grey and saliva.
You can't have one without having the other,
cos' talking nonsense works only when you're sober.
This art of tongue twisting, orating and spieling
gets easier with practice and constant bitching.
Ahh, the sound of your incessant squawking
is what makes life so utterly exciting.
Talk about your friends behind their backs,
whisper aloud your disgust at someone passing.
Spreading rumors don't need much tact
these are some of the acts of double dealing.
The art of talking nonsense can never end,
it grows from the minute into vicious titans.
This art is quite delightful I must profess
as long as it doesn't come back to bite you in the ass.

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